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Reverend Jason Voorhees and the Psychosis of Jerry Falwell

July 13, 2008

Let’s talk about slasher films, shall we kids? I think I’ve figured out why Jason Voorhees usually kills teenagers when they’re drinking, screwing or taking drugs. Jason’s a goddamn puritan! We’ve never seen Jason burst into a church with a pair of machetes and hack his way through the parishioners before skewering the reverend with […]