Apocalypso
Maniacal Musings For a Society Gone Over the Edge

Posts Tagged ‘Social Commentary

What’s That You’re Putting In Your Mouth?

August 1, 2008

The subject of tainted food has cropped up over and over again throughout the last few years sort of like Carrot-Top: Just when you thought it was safe, there it is again! What a frightening individual he is. He’s like some Frankenstein creation- Popeye’s arms, Little Orphan Annie’s hair, and the face of an incredibly […]

Marijuana Is Always Medicinal

July 11, 2008

  Watching TV over the last few years I always find myself wondering if there’s anyone in America who isn’t on prescription drugs. Jesus Christ, it seems like every second commercial is for some fucking medication. Like Welbutrin, the anti-depressant medication.What I don’t understand is how they’re allowed to keep advertising and prescribing this awful […]

Mass Murderer Etiquette 101

July 10, 2008

America is so fucked-up that we even have lazy mass-murderers. Think about it, every time somebody goes ape-shit and kills their co-workers or their class mates, they always use a gun. Usually SEVERAL. Like one gun isn’t easy enough, no, they need a glock, a .45, an uzi and a shotgun. And maybe a few […]

More Fucking = Less Violence

July 9, 2008

Have you ever noticed how the main features on Yahoo news are always the human interest stories, entertainment news, and news of the weird everywhere else? Then again, what more should I expect from Yahoo news? Perhaps some stories about barn-raisings in Alabama and Merle and Mavis’s 2-headed young ‘un would be more fitting, eh? […]

Puppy Killers and Mini Suicide Bombers

July 9, 2008

A few months ago I watched an indignant report on the news about a video that was posted on youtube which depicted an American Marine allegedly throwing a puppy off of a cliff in Iraq. A Marine spokesman gave a press conference about it in which he announced that cruelty to animals is unacceptable to […]

The Demons of D. C. Part 2

July 3, 2008

Well folks, as I was saying yesterday, I think I figured out why they don’t make good old-fashioned monster movies anymore; all their potential stars are republican bureaucrats. Like Dick Cheney. Don’t you expect to hear sinister organ music every time you see Dick Cheney? Or perhaps Angel of Death by Slayer? Come on folks, […]

A 21st Century Recipe for Weirdness

July 1, 2008

  Whatever happened to hissing cockroach jewelry? Remember that? A couple of years ago some strange boutique in Salt Lake City was selling these designer cockroaches with crystals embedded in their shells… so you could look at something pretty while they dined on your lower lip.   It’s funny though, I don’t believe that line […]

Earworms

June 30, 2008

  I’d like to share something with you folks that I find highly disturbing. I made a 2 minute trip to the drugstore the other day and for the next 6 hours I had ‘On The Wings Of Love’ banging around inside my brain, And the worst part of it was that it took a […]