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Maniacal Musings For a Society Gone Over the Edge

Posts Tagged ‘Humor

The Lord Of Dorkness

September 14, 2008

Some have the mark of the beast, others have the mark of the geek. Check it out here… Have a laugh on me. Advertisements

Celebrity Freakshow Death Match

August 7, 2008

  Listen to the MAYHEM here! http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/67529/CELEBFREAKSHOWWITHGENESIMMONS.mp3

What’s That You’re Putting In Your Mouth?

August 1, 2008

The subject of tainted food has cropped up over and over again throughout the last few years sort of like Carrot-Top: Just when you thought it was safe, there it is again! What a frightening individual he is. He’s like some Frankenstein creation- Popeye’s arms, Little Orphan Annie’s hair, and the face of an incredibly […]

Foghorn Leghorn vs Joe Pesci

July 28, 2008

Listen to the showdown here…Joe_Pickell-Foghorn_Leghorn_vs_Joe_Pesci.mp3

The EEK Network Presents…

July 26, 2008

  Listen to the commercial here… http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/67529/Celebrity%20Freak%20Show%20With%20Mickey%20Rourke.mp3

Hawaii: Your Paradise Is My Hell

July 26, 2008

I lived in Hawaii last year and for 8 months of that year I suffered from the worst allergies I’ve had since I was a little kid .Every spring it was the same fucking story, as soon as winter drew its last cold breath and new life began blooming, that was my cue: I’d wake […]

Eminenema

July 20, 2008

This is a little something I concocted last year in Hawaii for my radio show called Rock ‘n’ Roll Hell, and made into a youtube thingy. A little word of warning it’s a smidgen grotesque, but then again the title should make that clear.

Uncle Sam Wants You…To Be a Good Consumer

July 17, 2008

Can someone please tell me when we made the leap from citizens to consumers? I was watching a press conference a few months ago when the Bush Administration were discussing their upcoming economic stimulus program, and one of those governmental goons instructed the American public to be “good consumers” with their stimulus checks. Like we’re […]

Doesn’t Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Sound Like A Hillbilly Hooker and Her Pimp?

July 17, 2008

Doesn’t Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac sound like a hillbilly hooker and her pimp? Taken together, they conjure up images of Daisy Mae and Li’l Abner fleeing Dogpatch in search of a better life in the big city, only to end up hopelessly engulfed in a degenerate web of prostitution and drug addiction. And they’re […]

This Bud’s For You

July 15, 2008

So it finally happened- InBev has taken control of Anheuser-Busch for a reported $52 billion. Budweiser is now owned by the Belgians and the Brazilians. Good! Maybe they’ll decide to make that rancid shit taste better! That shouldn’t be difficult. I don’t know why people are so upset about this hostile take-over, how is this […]

Reverend Jason Voorhees and the Psychosis of Jerry Falwell

July 13, 2008

Let’s talk about slasher films, shall we kids? I think I’ve figured out why Jason Voorhees usually kills teenagers when they’re drinking, screwing or taking drugs. Jason’s a goddamn puritan! We’ve never seen Jason burst into a church with a pair of machetes and hack his way through the parishioners before skewering the reverend with […]

Mass Murderer Etiquette 101

July 10, 2008

America is so fucked-up that we even have lazy mass-murderers. Think about it, every time somebody goes ape-shit and kills their co-workers or their class mates, they always use a gun. Usually SEVERAL. Like one gun isn’t easy enough, no, they need a glock, a .45, an uzi and a shotgun. And maybe a few […]

More Fucking = Less Violence

July 9, 2008

Have you ever noticed how the main features on Yahoo news are always the human interest stories, entertainment news, and news of the weird everywhere else? Then again, what more should I expect from Yahoo news? Perhaps some stories about barn-raisings in Alabama and Merle and Mavis’s 2-headed young ‘un would be more fitting, eh? […]

Puppy Killers and Mini Suicide Bombers

July 9, 2008

A few months ago I watched an indignant report on the news about a video that was posted on youtube which depicted an American Marine allegedly throwing a puppy off of a cliff in Iraq. A Marine spokesman gave a press conference about it in which he announced that cruelty to animals is unacceptable to […]

Quickies

July 5, 2008

  ·        I’m a little behind the times these days folks. I’m still amazed that Clay Aiken became a fucking media icon! I saw him on Jimmy Kimmel once and all the women in the audience went berserk! Like he was the fucking Beatles or something! What the fuck? Clay Aiken is like a Cabbage […]

The Demons of D. C. Part 3

July 4, 2008

Alright friends, we covered Cheney yesterday, so today it’s time to move on to the nation’s Chief Executive Orifice, George W. Bush, whom we shall be referring to as Dubya from here on in. To begin with, let us travel back in time to the Republican National Convention of 2004. Do you recall the rock-star reception […]

The Demons of D. C. Part 2

July 3, 2008

Well folks, as I was saying yesterday, I think I figured out why they don’t make good old-fashioned monster movies anymore; all their potential stars are republican bureaucrats. Like Dick Cheney. Don’t you expect to hear sinister organ music every time you see Dick Cheney? Or perhaps Angel of Death by Slayer? Come on folks, […]

The Demons of D.C. Part 1

July 2, 2008

Is it just me, or do most Republican bureaucrats remind you of actors from old monster movies? In fact, many of their names even sound like old monster movie actors; Trent Lott, Orrin Hatch, Paul Wolfowitz, Donald Rumsfeld…think about it folks, would any of these guys look out of place in an old Universal horror movie? […]

A 21st Century Recipe for Weirdness

July 1, 2008

  Whatever happened to hissing cockroach jewelry? Remember that? A couple of years ago some strange boutique in Salt Lake City was selling these designer cockroaches with crystals embedded in their shells… so you could look at something pretty while they dined on your lower lip.   It’s funny though, I don’t believe that line […]

Earworms

June 30, 2008

  I’d like to share something with you folks that I find highly disturbing. I made a 2 minute trip to the drugstore the other day and for the next 6 hours I had ‘On The Wings Of Love’ banging around inside my brain, And the worst part of it was that it took a […]