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The Lord Of Dorkness

September 14, 2008

Some have the mark of the beast, others have the mark of the geek. Check it out here… Have a laugh on me.

New Web Store

September 14, 2008

Here’s a sample of what you can get at my new webstore on cafepress… Get this great design and others on shirts and other items. To see them all go to… http://www.cafepress.com/whimzoid Get ’em while they’re HOT, HOT, HOT!!!

Celebrity Freakshow Death Match

August 7, 2008

  Listen to the MAYHEM here! http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/67529/CELEBFREAKSHOWWITHGENESIMMONS.mp3

The Gene Simmons Cow Men on Celebrity Freak Show

August 5, 2008

      CELEBFREAKSHOWWITHGENESIMMONS.mp3 I’ve been spending a lot of time with BeBo The Midget Comedian, so if I’m not here some days I’m hanging with him.

Anarchy For The USA

August 1, 2008

Many conservatives and liberals alike hold the view that government is a necessary evil. Anarchists believe that government is an unnecessary evil and I agree with them. As Tolstoy once said, “government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us.” Thomas Paine put it even better when he said that  […]

What’s That You’re Putting In Your Mouth?

August 1, 2008

The subject of tainted food has cropped up over and over again throughout the last few years sort of like Carrot-Top: Just when you thought it was safe, there it is again! What a frightening individual he is. He’s like some Frankenstein creation- Popeye’s arms, Little Orphan Annie’s hair, and the face of an incredibly […]

Political Comix

July 31, 2008

  I think these comic books say it all, don’t you? It’s the perfect summary of politics in America. I see a whole line of political comics sprouting up after this…Imagine some of the titles: The Astounding Bureaucrat – He Actually Does What He Says He’s Going To Do ! Every issue would feature him […]

The EEK Network Presents…

July 26, 2008

  Listen to the commercial here… http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/67529/Celebrity%20Freak%20Show%20With%20Mickey%20Rourke.mp3

The Vampire Romney

July 22, 2008

I’ve been wondering lately when Chuck Norris is finally going to throw his weight behind John McCain. I mean, they were both Missing In Action, you’d think he’d be a little more supportive of a fellow prisoner of war. Old Chuck is probably still nursing his wounds over Mike Huckabee losing the Republican Party’s nomination. […]

Tweens and Other Horseshit

July 21, 2008

In the lexicon of naughty words, horseshit in particular stands out as something rather special. I’ve come to regard the term horseshit as bullshit squared. Bullshit to the second power. Consider this logic: when someone says “that’s bullshit”, they’re usually mildly amused when they’re saying it, unless they’re referring to something as “fucking bullshit”,  in […]

Uncle Sam Wants You…To Be a Good Consumer

July 17, 2008

Can someone please tell me when we made the leap from citizens to consumers? I was watching a press conference a few months ago when the Bush Administration were discussing their upcoming economic stimulus program, and one of those governmental goons instructed the American public to be “good consumers” with their stimulus checks. Like we’re […]

Doesn’t Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Sound Like A Hillbilly Hooker and Her Pimp?

July 17, 2008

Doesn’t Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac sound like a hillbilly hooker and her pimp? Taken together, they conjure up images of Daisy Mae and Li’l Abner fleeing Dogpatch in search of a better life in the big city, only to end up hopelessly engulfed in a degenerate web of prostitution and drug addiction. And they’re […]

Reverend Jason Voorhees and the Psychosis of Jerry Falwell

July 13, 2008

Let’s talk about slasher films, shall we kids? I think I’ve figured out why Jason Voorhees usually kills teenagers when they’re drinking, screwing or taking drugs. Jason’s a goddamn puritan! We’ve never seen Jason burst into a church with a pair of machetes and hack his way through the parishioners before skewering the reverend with […]

Marijuana Is Always Medicinal

July 11, 2008

  Watching TV over the last few years I always find myself wondering if there’s anyone in America who isn’t on prescription drugs. Jesus Christ, it seems like every second commercial is for some fucking medication. Like Welbutrin, the anti-depressant medication.What I don’t understand is how they’re allowed to keep advertising and prescribing this awful […]

Mass Murderer Etiquette 101

July 10, 2008

America is so fucked-up that we even have lazy mass-murderers. Think about it, every time somebody goes ape-shit and kills their co-workers or their class mates, they always use a gun. Usually SEVERAL. Like one gun isn’t easy enough, no, they need a glock, a .45, an uzi and a shotgun. And maybe a few […]

More Fucking = Less Violence

July 9, 2008

Have you ever noticed how the main features on Yahoo news are always the human interest stories, entertainment news, and news of the weird everywhere else? Then again, what more should I expect from Yahoo news? Perhaps some stories about barn-raisings in Alabama and Merle and Mavis’s 2-headed young ‘un would be more fitting, eh? […]

Puppy Killers and Mini Suicide Bombers

July 9, 2008

A few months ago I watched an indignant report on the news about a video that was posted on youtube which depicted an American Marine allegedly throwing a puppy off of a cliff in Iraq. A Marine spokesman gave a press conference about it in which he announced that cruelty to animals is unacceptable to […]

The Demons of D. C. Part 2

July 3, 2008

Well folks, as I was saying yesterday, I think I figured out why they don’t make good old-fashioned monster movies anymore; all their potential stars are republican bureaucrats. Like Dick Cheney. Don’t you expect to hear sinister organ music every time you see Dick Cheney? Or perhaps Angel of Death by Slayer? Come on folks, […]

A 21st Century Recipe for Weirdness

July 1, 2008

  Whatever happened to hissing cockroach jewelry? Remember that? A couple of years ago some strange boutique in Salt Lake City was selling these designer cockroaches with crystals embedded in their shells… so you could look at something pretty while they dined on your lower lip.   It’s funny though, I don’t believe that line […]

Earworms

June 30, 2008

  I’d like to share something with you folks that I find highly disturbing. I made a 2 minute trip to the drugstore the other day and for the next 6 hours I had ‘On The Wings Of Love’ banging around inside my brain, And the worst part of it was that it took a […]