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New Web Store

September 14, 2008

Here’s a sample of what you can get at my new webstore on cafepress… Get this great design and others on shirts and other items. To see them all go to… http://www.cafepress.com/whimzoid Get ’em while they’re HOT, HOT, HOT!!!

Celebrity Freakshow Death Match

August 7, 2008

  Listen to the MAYHEM here! http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/67529/CELEBFREAKSHOWWITHGENESIMMONS.mp3

The Gene Simmons Cow Men on Celebrity Freak Show

August 5, 2008

      CELEBFREAKSHOWWITHGENESIMMONS.mp3 I’ve been spending a lot of time with BeBo The Midget Comedian, so if I’m not here some days I’m hanging with him.

Political Comix

July 31, 2008

  I think these comic books say it all, don’t you? It’s the perfect summary of politics in America. I see a whole line of political comics sprouting up after this…Imagine some of the titles: The Astounding Bureaucrat – He Actually Does What He Says He’s Going To Do ! Every issue would feature him […]

The EEK Network Presents…

July 26, 2008

  Listen to the commercial here… http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/67529/Celebrity%20Freak%20Show%20With%20Mickey%20Rourke.mp3

Obama and Cthulhu in ’08

July 24, 2008

  I’m sure that most level-headed people would agree with me that Barack Obama is an articulate, intelligent and thoughtful politician, which seems to be all the proof that news dorks like Chris Matthews need to accuse him of having no personality. But it’s not like John Mc Cain is fucking Bob Hope or something. […]

Bad, Evil, Horrible Santa

July 23, 2008

 Children and adults throughout the world are in a state of shock today, following the arrest of Saint Nicholas for war crimes in Bosnia yesterday. Over night, the man some call Kris Kringle has gone from the King of Jing-a-Ling, to the King of Kill-a-Ling. It has long been an open question about what the […]

The Vampire Romney

July 22, 2008

I’ve been wondering lately when Chuck Norris is finally going to throw his weight behind John McCain. I mean, they were both Missing In Action, you’d think he’d be a little more supportive of a fellow prisoner of war. Old Chuck is probably still nursing his wounds over Mike Huckabee losing the Republican Party’s nomination. […]

Tweens and Other Horseshit

July 21, 2008

In the lexicon of naughty words, horseshit in particular stands out as something rather special. I’ve come to regard the term horseshit as bullshit squared. Bullshit to the second power. Consider this logic: when someone says “that’s bullshit”, they’re usually mildly amused when they’re saying it, unless they’re referring to something as “fucking bullshit”,  in […]

Eminenema

July 20, 2008

This is a little something I concocted last year in Hawaii for my radio show called Rock ‘n’ Roll Hell, and made into a youtube thingy. A little word of warning it’s a smidgen grotesque, but then again the title should make that clear.

Shut Your Fox Hole Bill O’Reilly

July 19, 2008

I watch a lot of news, and the more I watch, the more I miss Ireland. Allow me to explain; up until the last few years on the main Irish TV network (RTE), they would play old MGM cartoons as soon as the news was over. I used to love that, it’s like they were […]

Don’t Trip and Drive and Other Tales of Hallucinogenic Hilarity

July 18, 2008

I’m no stranger to the psychedelic experience, and having plunged into the canyons of my mind, I feel it is my duty to impart a wee note of caution to anyone who may be dabbling, or is even considering dabbling in hallucinogens. If you’re going to trip out, DON’T DRIVE. I’m speaking from personal experience […]

Uncle Sam Wants You…To Be a Good Consumer

July 17, 2008

Can someone please tell me when we made the leap from citizens to consumers? I was watching a press conference a few months ago when the Bush Administration were discussing their upcoming economic stimulus program, and one of those governmental goons instructed the American public to be “good consumers” with their stimulus checks. Like we’re […]

This Bud’s For You

July 15, 2008

So it finally happened- InBev has taken control of Anheuser-Busch for a reported $52 billion. Budweiser is now owned by the Belgians and the Brazilians. Good! Maybe they’ll decide to make that rancid shit taste better! That shouldn’t be difficult. I don’t know why people are so upset about this hostile take-over, how is this […]

Reverend Jason Voorhees and the Psychosis of Jerry Falwell

July 13, 2008

Let’s talk about slasher films, shall we kids? I think I’ve figured out why Jason Voorhees usually kills teenagers when they’re drinking, screwing or taking drugs. Jason’s a goddamn puritan! We’ve never seen Jason burst into a church with a pair of machetes and hack his way through the parishioners before skewering the reverend with […]

Marijuana Is Always Medicinal

July 11, 2008

  Watching TV over the last few years I always find myself wondering if there’s anyone in America who isn’t on prescription drugs. Jesus Christ, it seems like every second commercial is for some fucking medication. Like Welbutrin, the anti-depressant medication.What I don’t understand is how they’re allowed to keep advertising and prescribing this awful […]

Mass Murderer Etiquette 101

July 10, 2008

America is so fucked-up that we even have lazy mass-murderers. Think about it, every time somebody goes ape-shit and kills their co-workers or their class mates, they always use a gun. Usually SEVERAL. Like one gun isn’t easy enough, no, they need a glock, a .45, an uzi and a shotgun. And maybe a few […]

More Fucking = Less Violence

July 9, 2008

Have you ever noticed how the main features on Yahoo news are always the human interest stories, entertainment news, and news of the weird everywhere else? Then again, what more should I expect from Yahoo news? Perhaps some stories about barn-raisings in Alabama and Merle and Mavis’s 2-headed young ‘un would be more fitting, eh? […]

Puppy Killers and Mini Suicide Bombers

July 9, 2008

A few months ago I watched an indignant report on the news about a video that was posted on youtube which depicted an American Marine allegedly throwing a puppy off of a cliff in Iraq. A Marine spokesman gave a press conference about it in which he announced that cruelty to animals is unacceptable to […]

Quickies

July 5, 2008

  ·        I’m a little behind the times these days folks. I’m still amazed that Clay Aiken became a fucking media icon! I saw him on Jimmy Kimmel once and all the women in the audience went berserk! Like he was the fucking Beatles or something! What the fuck? Clay Aiken is like a Cabbage […]