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Political Comix

July 31, 2008

  I think these comic books say it all, don’t you? It’s the perfect summary of politics in America. I see a whole line of political comics sprouting up after this…Imagine some of the titles: The Astounding Bureaucrat – He Actually Does What He Says He’s Going To Do ! Every issue would feature him […]

Obama and Cthulhu in ’08

July 24, 2008

  I’m sure that most level-headed people would agree with me that Barack Obama is an articulate, intelligent and thoughtful politician, which seems to be all the proof that news dorks like Chris Matthews need to accuse him of having no personality. But it’s not like John Mc Cain is fucking Bob Hope or something. […]

Bad, Evil, Horrible Santa

July 23, 2008

 Children and adults throughout the world are in a state of shock today, following the arrest of Saint Nicholas for war crimes in Bosnia yesterday. Over night, the man some call Kris Kringle has gone from the King of Jing-a-Ling, to the King of Kill-a-Ling. It has long been an open question about what the […]

The Vampire Romney

July 22, 2008

I’ve been wondering lately when Chuck Norris is finally going to throw his weight behind John McCain. I mean, they were both Missing In Action, you’d think he’d be a little more supportive of a fellow prisoner of war. Old Chuck is probably still nursing his wounds over Mike Huckabee losing the Republican Party’s nomination. […]

Shut Your Fox Hole Bill O’Reilly

July 19, 2008

I watch a lot of news, and the more I watch, the more I miss Ireland. Allow me to explain; up until the last few years on the main Irish TV network (RTE), they would play old MGM cartoons as soon as the news was over. I used to love that, it’s like they were […]

Doesn’t Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Sound Like A Hillbilly Hooker and Her Pimp?

July 17, 2008

Doesn’t Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac sound like a hillbilly hooker and her pimp? Taken together, they conjure up images of Daisy Mae and Li’l Abner fleeing Dogpatch in search of a better life in the big city, only to end up hopelessly engulfed in a degenerate web of prostitution and drug addiction. And they’re […]

The Demons of D. C. Part 3

July 4, 2008

Alright friends, we covered Cheney yesterday, so today it’s time to move on to the nation’s Chief Executive Orifice, George W. Bush, whom we shall be referring to as Dubya from here on in. To begin with, let us travel back in time to the Republican National Convention of 2004. Do you recall the rock-star reception […]

The Demons of D. C. Part 2

July 3, 2008

Well folks, as I was saying yesterday, I think I figured out why they don’t make good old-fashioned monster movies anymore; all their potential stars are republican bureaucrats. Like Dick Cheney. Don’t you expect to hear sinister organ music every time you see Dick Cheney? Or perhaps Angel of Death by Slayer? Come on folks, […]

The Demons of D.C. Part 1

July 2, 2008

Is it just me, or do most Republican bureaucrats remind you of actors from old monster movies? In fact, many of their names even sound like old monster movie actors; Trent Lott, Orrin Hatch, Paul Wolfowitz, Donald Rumsfeld…think about it folks, would any of these guys look out of place in an old Universal horror movie? […]