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New Web Store

September 14, 2008

Here’s a sample of what you can get at my new webstore on cafepress… Get this great design and others on shirts and other items. To see them all go to… http://www.cafepress.com/whimzoid Get ’em while they’re HOT, HOT, HOT!!!

Celebrity Freakshow Death Match

August 7, 2008

  Listen to the MAYHEM here! http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/67529/CELEBFREAKSHOWWITHGENESIMMONS.mp3

What’s That You’re Putting In Your Mouth?

August 1, 2008

The subject of tainted food has cropped up over and over again throughout the last few years sort of like Carrot-Top: Just when you thought it was safe, there it is again! What a frightening individual he is. He’s like some Frankenstein creation- Popeye’s arms, Little Orphan Annie’s hair, and the face of an incredibly […]

Hawaii: Your Paradise Is My Hell

July 26, 2008

I lived in Hawaii last year and for 8 months of that year I suffered from the worst allergies I’ve had since I was a little kid .Every spring it was the same fucking story, as soon as winter drew its last cold breath and new life began blooming, that was my cue: I’d wake […]

Tweens and Other Horseshit

July 21, 2008

In the lexicon of naughty words, horseshit in particular stands out as something rather special. I’ve come to regard the term horseshit as bullshit squared. Bullshit to the second power. Consider this logic: when someone says “that’s bullshit”, they’re usually mildly amused when they’re saying it, unless they’re referring to something as “fucking bullshit”,  in […]

Shut Your Fox Hole Bill O’Reilly

July 19, 2008

I watch a lot of news, and the more I watch, the more I miss Ireland. Allow me to explain; up until the last few years on the main Irish TV network (RTE), they would play old MGM cartoons as soon as the news was over. I used to love that, it’s like they were […]

Don’t Trip and Drive and Other Tales of Hallucinogenic Hilarity

July 18, 2008

I’m no stranger to the psychedelic experience, and having plunged into the canyons of my mind, I feel it is my duty to impart a wee note of caution to anyone who may be dabbling, or is even considering dabbling in hallucinogens. If you’re going to trip out, DON’T DRIVE. I’m speaking from personal experience […]

Doesn’t Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Sound Like A Hillbilly Hooker and Her Pimp?

July 17, 2008

Doesn’t Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac sound like a hillbilly hooker and her pimp? Taken together, they conjure up images of Daisy Mae and Li’l Abner fleeing Dogpatch in search of a better life in the big city, only to end up hopelessly engulfed in a degenerate web of prostitution and drug addiction. And they’re […]

Marijuana Is Always Medicinal

July 11, 2008

  Watching TV over the last few years I always find myself wondering if there’s anyone in America who isn’t on prescription drugs. Jesus Christ, it seems like every second commercial is for some fucking medication. Like Welbutrin, the anti-depressant medication.What I don’t understand is how they’re allowed to keep advertising and prescribing this awful […]