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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

The Lord Of Dorkness

September 14, 2008

Some have the mark of the beast, others have the mark of the geek. Check it out here… Have a laugh on me. Advertisements

New Web Store

September 14, 2008

Here’s a sample of what you can get at my new webstore on cafepress… Get this great design and others on shirts and other items. To see them all go to… http://www.cafepress.com/whimzoid Get ’em while they’re HOT, HOT, HOT!!!

Celebrity Freakshow Death Match

August 7, 2008

  Listen to the MAYHEM here! http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/67529/CELEBFREAKSHOWWITHGENESIMMONS.mp3

The Gene Simmons Cow Men on Celebrity Freak Show

August 5, 2008

      CELEBFREAKSHOWWITHGENESIMMONS.mp3 I’ve been spending a lot of time with BeBo The Midget Comedian, so if I’m not here some days I’m hanging with him.

What’s That You’re Putting In Your Mouth?

August 1, 2008

The subject of tainted food has cropped up over and over again throughout the last few years sort of like Carrot-Top: Just when you thought it was safe, there it is again! What a frightening individual he is. He’s like some Frankenstein creation- Popeye’s arms, Little Orphan Annie’s hair, and the face of an incredibly […]

Political Comix

July 31, 2008

  I think these comic books say it all, don’t you? It’s the perfect summary of politics in America. I see a whole line of political comics sprouting up after this…Imagine some of the titles: The Astounding Bureaucrat – He Actually Does What He Says He’s Going To Do ! Every issue would feature him […]

Foghorn Leghorn vs Joe Pesci

July 28, 2008

Listen to the showdown here…Joe_Pickell-Foghorn_Leghorn_vs_Joe_Pesci.mp3

The EEK Network Presents…

July 26, 2008

  Listen to the commercial here… http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/67529/Celebrity%20Freak%20Show%20With%20Mickey%20Rourke.mp3

Hawaii: Your Paradise Is My Hell

July 26, 2008

I lived in Hawaii last year and for 8 months of that year I suffered from the worst allergies I’ve had since I was a little kid .Every spring it was the same fucking story, as soon as winter drew its last cold breath and new life began blooming, that was my cue: I’d wake […]

Obama and Cthulhu in ’08

July 24, 2008

  I’m sure that most level-headed people would agree with me that Barack Obama is an articulate, intelligent and thoughtful politician, which seems to be all the proof that news dorks like Chris Matthews need to accuse him of having no personality. But it’s not like John Mc Cain is fucking Bob Hope or something. […]

Bad, Evil, Horrible Santa

July 23, 2008

 Children and adults throughout the world are in a state of shock today, following the arrest of Saint Nicholas for war crimes in Bosnia yesterday. Over night, the man some call Kris Kringle has gone from the King of Jing-a-Ling, to the King of Kill-a-Ling. It has long been an open question about what the […]

The Vampire Romney

July 22, 2008

I’ve been wondering lately when Chuck Norris is finally going to throw his weight behind John McCain. I mean, they were both Missing In Action, you’d think he’d be a little more supportive of a fellow prisoner of war. Old Chuck is probably still nursing his wounds over Mike Huckabee losing the Republican Party’s nomination. […]

Tweens and Other Horseshit

July 21, 2008

In the lexicon of naughty words, horseshit in particular stands out as something rather special. I’ve come to regard the term horseshit as bullshit squared. Bullshit to the second power. Consider this logic: when someone says “that’s bullshit”, they’re usually mildly amused when they’re saying it, unless they’re referring to something as “fucking bullshit”,  in […]

Eminenema

July 20, 2008

This is a little something I concocted last year in Hawaii for my radio show called Rock ‘n’ Roll Hell, and made into a youtube thingy. A little word of warning it’s a smidgen grotesque, but then again the title should make that clear.

Shut Your Fox Hole Bill O’Reilly

July 19, 2008

I watch a lot of news, and the more I watch, the more I miss Ireland. Allow me to explain; up until the last few years on the main Irish TV network (RTE), they would play old MGM cartoons as soon as the news was over. I used to love that, it’s like they were […]

Don’t Trip and Drive and Other Tales of Hallucinogenic Hilarity

July 18, 2008

I’m no stranger to the psychedelic experience, and having plunged into the canyons of my mind, I feel it is my duty to impart a wee note of caution to anyone who may be dabbling, or is even considering dabbling in hallucinogens. If you’re going to trip out, DON’T DRIVE. I’m speaking from personal experience […]

Uncle Sam Wants You…To Be a Good Consumer

July 17, 2008

Can someone please tell me when we made the leap from citizens to consumers? I was watching a press conference a few months ago when the Bush Administration were discussing their upcoming economic stimulus program, and one of those governmental goons instructed the American public to be “good consumers” with their stimulus checks. Like we’re […]

Doesn’t Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Sound Like A Hillbilly Hooker and Her Pimp?

July 17, 2008

Doesn’t Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac sound like a hillbilly hooker and her pimp? Taken together, they conjure up images of Daisy Mae and Li’l Abner fleeing Dogpatch in search of a better life in the big city, only to end up hopelessly engulfed in a degenerate web of prostitution and drug addiction. And they’re […]

This Bud’s For You

July 15, 2008

So it finally happened- InBev has taken control of Anheuser-Busch for a reported $52 billion. Budweiser is now owned by the Belgians and the Brazilians. Good! Maybe they’ll decide to make that rancid shit taste better! That shouldn’t be difficult. I don’t know why people are so upset about this hostile take-over, how is this […]

Reverend Jason Voorhees and the Psychosis of Jerry Falwell

July 13, 2008

Let’s talk about slasher films, shall we kids? I think I’ve figured out why Jason Voorhees usually kills teenagers when they’re drinking, screwing or taking drugs. Jason’s a goddamn puritan! We’ve never seen Jason burst into a church with a pair of machetes and hack his way through the parishioners before skewering the reverend with […]